Before arriving in Boracay, several friends who had visited before all gave us the same advice: “You absolutely have to try the face-sized burger everyone talks about!”
So in this article of our Boracay food series, we’re taking you with us to see whether this legendary, over-the-top burger really lives up to the hype.
The restaurant behind this iconic dish is SteamPunk, an American-style diner located in D’Mall Boracay—the island’s main open-air shopping and dining hub. With a name like that, you can already tell it’s meant to be a trendy, edgy spot, and it largely delivers on that promise.
Even before stepping inside, you’ll spot SteamPunk from afar thanks to the flashy vintage motorcycle parked right at the entrance. Whether you’re browsing D’Mall or simply strolling by, this eye-catching entrance is hard to miss.
SteamPunk Boracay
Open daily from 10:30 AM – 11:00 PM.
How to get there: Right at the entrance of D’Mall (next to the Ferris wheel).
+63 36 288 5947
D'Mall Plaza, Station 2, Boracay Island, Malay, 5608 Aklan
Official FB Page: https://fb.me/steampunkboracay/
SteamPunk Vibes: Industrial Magic Meets American Diner
Beyond the attention-grabbing motorcycle outside, SteamPunk’s interior design is one of the most visually distinctive spaces in all of D’Mall. You could easily argue that it’s among the most stylish restaurants in the entire complex.
The semi-open dining area is filled with steampunk details straight out of a retro-futuristic science fiction set—rusted iron pipes, chunky wooden tables, oversized gears, and industrial metalwork that gives the space a deliberately rugged charm.
The walls are lined with metallic gears in all sizes, while the ceiling features exposed piping and industrial-style lighting. Even the framed LCD screens feel deliberately chosen to match the aesthetic. One of our favorite small touches? Even the napkin dispenser near the washbasin is a vintage typewriter.
It’s clear that the owners put real thought into the design. No wonder SteamPunk is often mentioned as one of the most iconic American-style restaurants in D’Mall. Whether you’re here for a full meal or just a drink, the atmosphere alone makes it worth stopping by.
Fun Fact: What Is Steampunk?
The term “steampunk” was coined by American science fiction and horror author K. W. Jeter as a tongue-in-cheek response to the fascination with steam-powered technology in imagined post-industrial worlds.
Classic examples include H.G. Wells’ The Time Machine. In modern pop culture, works such as Studio Ghibli’s Laputa: Castle in the Sky and Howl’s Moving Castle are often cited as steampunk-inspired.
Face-Sized vs. Palm-Sized Burgers
Earlier, we mentioned that you could simply stop by for a drink—but let’s be honest, resisting SteamPunk’s signature burger would be tough.
SteamPunk’s most talked-about item is the Triple X Burger, a massive, face-sized creation designed to be shared by three people. It’s piled high with toppings and so large that eating it with your hands is nearly impossible.
If you have a smaller appetite, it can even be shared among four people and still feel filling. We initially planned to order it just for fun, but when the server saw that there were only two of us, she gave a knowing smile and said, “You probably won’t finish it—go with the sliders instead.”
She pointed to the enormous burger at the neighboring table. We looked. We agreed. That thing was huge.
So we opted for their next most popular choice: Beef Sliders—a set of four mini burgers that felt far more manageable.
Honestly, the Beef Sliders Were Surprisingly Good
When the sliders arrived, they looked almost tiny—especially compared to the monster burger at the next table.
The set was served on a wooden board with four mini burgers and a small scoop of salad in the center. Each slider came with a different sauce, and all four were enjoyable in their own way.
The beef was juicy, well-seasoned, and nicely seared—not greasy, not dry. But the real standout was the buns. Toasted just right—crisp on the outside and soft inside—they were genuinely impressive.
By the time we finished the second slider, we were already second-guessing our decision. With flavors this good, ordering the full-sized Triple X suddenly felt like a very reasonable idea.
SteamPunk Menu Highlights
While the most talked-about items here are definitely the giant face-sized burger and the tiny palm-sized sliders, the SteamPunk Boracay menu offers a surprisingly wide range of options.
The menu is broadly divided into several categories:
- Burgers
- Sandwiches
- Desserts
- Drinks
- ...and, somewhat unexpectedly, Claypot Rice
At first glance, claypot rice might seem like an odd fit for an American-style diner. In reality, it’s a quirky addition that reflects how the menu caters to Boracay’s international crowd, with a subtle nod toward Asian-fusion comfort food.
Here’s a closer look at some of the most popular items at SteamPunk Boracay:
TRIPLE X Burger – The Giant Face-Sized Burger
The legendary Triple X Burger lives up to its reputation, stacked with about ½ kilo (1.1 lb) of beef and served with a dipping sauce on the side.
Instead of whole lettuce leaves, it uses shredded cabbage, which gives the burger a better texture and makes it slightly easier to eat—relatively speaking.
Price: PHP 670 (approx. USD $12)
TOPLESS TRIPLE X – Same Burger, No Top Bun
This variation skips the top bun for a slightly lighter feel. You still get the same oversized patty and generous portion (½ kilo), but it’s paired with four different dipping sauces, making it more about mixing and matching flavors.
Price: PHP 670 (approx. USD $12)
BEEF SLIDERS – Mini Burgers
This is the set of mini burgers we ordered. It includes four sliders served on a wooden board with a small side salad.
One slider features crispy fried onions—the same topping used in the Topless Triple X.
Price: PHP 220 (approx. USD $4)
It used to be PHP 190, so prices have gone up slightly.
BURGERELLA – Classic Regular-Sized Burger
The BURGERELLA is SteamPunk’s standard-sized burger. Served with a small side salad and a well-filled patty, it’s a solid, no-nonsense option if you want a full meal without going all-in on the Triple X.
Price: PHP 250 (approx. USD $4.50)
KID’S SLIDERS – Mini Meal for Kids
SteamPunk hasn’t forgotten younger diners. The KID’S SLIDERS include two mini burgers, a bit of salad, and crispy fries, making this a practical option for families.
Price: PHP 170 (approx. USD $3)
CHORI BURGER – Filipino-Style Chorizo Burger
This local favorite features a Filipino garlic BBQ sausage patty paired with cream cheese and crispy fried onions. The result is bold, smoky, and distinctly Filipino—something you’re unlikely to find at standard burger joints.
Price: PHP 230 (approx. USD $4)
HERBED CHICKEN AND EGGPLANT PARMIGIANA – Stacked Sandwich
The name sounds elaborate, and the sandwich delivers. It combines breaded chicken cutlets, grilled eggplant, garlic butter, mozzarella cheese, and a tomato-based sauce. One of the more popular non-burger options on the island.
Price: PHP 220 (approx. USD $4)
SHRIMP ROLL – Shrimp Cocktail Sandwich
Despite the name, there’s no alcohol involved. Shrimp cocktail refers to chilled shrimp served with bold, tangy sauces. This sandwich draws inspiration from that concept and stands out as a lighter, seafood-focused alternative.
Price: PHP 220 (approx. USD $4)
CHURROS – Spanish-Style Fried Dough
Rather than reinventing churros, SteamPunk focuses on the sauces. The churros are served with three dipping options—dark chocolate, white chocolate, and mocha chocolate—making them ideal for sharing or as a sweet finish after a savory meal.
Price: PHP 150 (approx. USD $3)
PUNK SHAKE – An Over-the-Top Sweet Treat
If dessert is your weakness, the PUNK SHAKE leans fully into indulgence.
Loaded with thick chocolate sauce, chocolate-coated nuts, caramel cheesecake, and whipped cream, it’s rich, heavy, and clearly designed for serious sweet tooths.
Price: PHP 250 (approx. USD $4.50)
Final Thoughts + Food Video Review
Even though we skipped the giant burger this time, the mini sliders turned out to be very satisfying.
Shared between two people, they may not be enough for a full dinner, but they work perfectly as a lighter meal or a strategic stop before continuing a food crawl around the island.
If you’re hungry, the regular-sized BURGERELLA is a safe bet—or go all in with the Triple X for the full SteamPunk experience.
Service:
The service is brisk and friendly, with staff who are quick to offer guidance if you’re unsure what to order.
Note on availability:
SteamPunk is often busy, especially during peak dinner hours. You may have to wait briefly for a table, but turnover is generally quick.
Pricing:
Compared to other spots in D’Mall, SteamPunk sits on the higher end, but prices remain reasonable by Boracay standards. For groups, sharing the Triple X Burger is both cost-effective and memorable.
And of course, don’t miss our full food video for more visuals and on-the-ground impressions: